Fair dinkum, I just saw a guy bringing in his antique Apple II Mac Portable (corrected by OS11) to ask for technical support in the Genius Bar?

I do not major in History of Apple Evolution but I think it's an Apple II Mac Portable?

Let's start a Caption competition (no prize!). Here's my crappy attempt:

Guy in blue shirt: "I'm pretty sure the manual says it comes with lifetime warranty."

Genius: "(I hope not..) Could I entice you to purchase a slightly more powerful iMac downstairs? It's about the same size - BUT with a 20" LCD screen!"